- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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