Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Gus's mom

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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