Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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