How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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