- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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