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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Nobody cares maddie!

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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