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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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