A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What is green and slow Grass.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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