What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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