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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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