- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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