- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

. . I am a whale

Men's rights

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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