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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

My cat just died.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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