- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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