- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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