Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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