What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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