Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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