- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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