- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Justin Bieber.

This is not funny.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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