Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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