- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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