- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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