- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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