- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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