- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get up Look in the mirror

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

how much fish could a chicken

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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