Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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