A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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