Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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