- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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