- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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