- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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