- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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