- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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