What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Denard Robinson

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

The Qur'an

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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