- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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