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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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