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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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