- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What's 2+2? Fish

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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