I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Please ignore this statement.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Im taking a shit right now.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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