- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Suck pussy

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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