- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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