- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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