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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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