- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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