- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

i'm hard

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A fat guy!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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