What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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