- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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