- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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