- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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