A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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My jeans

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Anti Joke

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