- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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