Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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