Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

autistic kids rock

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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