- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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