- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

There's my tractor.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Japan

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Yes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

This is not funny.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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