- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A bar walks into a man

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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