- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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