- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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