roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What's the new green? Green

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