- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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