- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

There's my tractor.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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