Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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