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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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