- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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