I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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An anti-joke

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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