- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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