How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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