- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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