- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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