- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What's white and gluey Glue

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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