Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Good job, son.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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