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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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