What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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www.xnxx.com

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Burp

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knock knock Goodbye

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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