Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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what are you mike bibby?

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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