- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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