- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

The american education system.

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