- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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