Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

i hate non minorities!

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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