- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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