- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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