- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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