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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Bitch

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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