- Anti Joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Christ is a conspiracy

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Women's Rights..

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..