I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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black chicken. kfc

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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