Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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