- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A man was shot. He died.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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