- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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