- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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