rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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like if your cool

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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