What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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