- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Eric is gay Ha

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Adam Chebali is awesome

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

jd and zach loves vigina

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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