- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Goodbye

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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