- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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