An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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