Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Anti Joke

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