Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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