what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A man died.

My jeans

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

civil rights

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

This is an anti-joke.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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