- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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