- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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