Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Poker? I barely even know her.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

angelo snyder is not ga

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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