Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

jd and zach loves vigina

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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