What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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silver bullet?

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read this sentence again.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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kieran is a homosexual

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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