- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Eric is gay Ha

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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