- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

your mama's so fat... that's it

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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