- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

This is my favorite antijoke.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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