Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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womens rights.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Andoni was here

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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