Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Okay.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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A guy at a baseball game....

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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