A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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