- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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