- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Yellow People !!

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