How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

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