- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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