- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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