- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Dead girls can't say no.

One, two, three, four and five

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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