- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

men's rights activists

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

One, two, three, four and five

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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