- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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