- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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