Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

who is really lanky? james cornish

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Go away still nothing to see

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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