- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

knock knock i have diarrhea

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Go away still nothing to see

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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