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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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