- Anti Joke

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

race-car = rac-ecar

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."