Good job, son.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A hill billy went fishing

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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