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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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