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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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