what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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