There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

You had better thumbs up this post.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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