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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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