- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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