How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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